God and The Black Man On Our Appetite

In the beginning, God created Heaven and Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli,
cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and have healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, The Black Man created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream, Selecta and Magnolia, Krispy Crème and Dunkin Donuts. And The Black Man said, "You want chocolate with that?"

And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at

it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And The Black Man
smiled with har har har!

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man
found so fair. And The Black Man brought forth white flour from the wheat and
sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size as big as a powder keg.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And The Black Man presented
Ranch Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and
Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you hearth healthy vegetables and olive oil in
which to cook them." And The Black Man brought forth deep fried fish and
chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more
weight and his cholesterol went through the roof. Patay lagot ang laki na nya!

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food
Cake," and said, "It is good." The Black Man then created
chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." Sounds interesting huh! hehe

God then brought forth running shoes like Nike, Adidas and Reebok so that His
children might lose those extra pounds while doing the 6 Pack Journey and Training Tips of Mr. Marco Fulo Batch of '91. And The Black Man gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels and eat all what he craved during TV time. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And The Black Man peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds. Real big like Sumo wrestlers.

God then gave lean beef so that Man will consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And The Black Man created McDonald's, Jollibee, Burger King, Goto King, Lahat ng may King and its very affordable double cheeseburger and with all specialties on it. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And The Black Man said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac
arrest. Patay! Dedbol si Idol.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. (my story must stop here!!!)

Then The Black Man created HMOs. Hahaha =) *apir*